Thursday, 19 May 2005
What the Hell Was That?
There's a shaggy-dog joke that I love to tell whose punchline goes something like that. And right about now, you're probably feeling like you're the punchline of some joke that you didn't even know was being told.
Or not. Whatever.
Well 'round about last July, I tried doing one movie review per day. And failed miserably, I might add. This flurry of movie "reviews" was supposed to have been a part of a much greater blizzard. In July. Err, yeah.
So cleaning out my coffers, I offer to you them - these jewels that the world would have been that much less for, had they never been revealed.
Or not. Whatever.
But beware! For while my back-stock of reviews is now empty, one day they may again rise. Evil incarnate! Inanity innate! The undying, ever-present threat of... movie reviews from the past!